Me: "That's it. I'm done being productive for the day. I've had enough."

[10 minutes later]

Doug: "I know you're resting, but there is a completed load of laundry in the washing machine."
Me: "Yes, there is."


Me: "Would you like me to tell you what you can do with that load of laundry?"
Doug: [scurrying away] "I've got to go take care of the kids!"

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