|I will look at the pretty flowers and think simple thoughts.|
"Noooooo!" [weeping and gnashing of teeth] "That was my favorite piece of paper! Aaaaaaargh!" *
Now she has decided to collect empty tissue boxes to use as Polly Pocket houses. Over dinner, she and Doug were developing grand plans for a Polly Pocket Condo and Hotel. It sounds harmless enough (and rather inventive), but I know what that really means. I will be finding stomped and flattened tissue boxes all over my house and I won't be allowed to get rid of them.
She's even trying to make it sound like the environmentally responsible thing to do.
"This way I can use them again and we don't have to waste them by recycling them!"
*sigh* Why am I the only person in my house who likes to get rid of things?
* This actually happened.