My family has many adventures, big and small. I'll admit that most of them are small, but I do love to tell a good story...
29.11.04
Well, I'm back from several days of eating and not much else. It was fun, but it feels good to get back to normal life!
I had some bizarre dreams last night. First I dreamt that I caught Doug in a lie. He was giving birthday presents to an old girlfriend who he'd told me was just a neighbor. I was not happy. (he kindly reminded me this morning that it was just a dream and i therefore did not need to be mad at him - thank you) Then I had a very complicated dream that can be summed up by saying that that I was in a kind of reality tv show where there were 10 of us ladies and one guy and he was supposed to pick one of us at the end of the show (to marry or something). I was not chosen which was very uncool since I felt that he'd been leading me on. Also, I looked like Julia Roberts. Again, I was not happy.
After Doug left and I fell back asleep this morning I had another dream about the reality show guy. He showed up at the restaurant that my parents ran (not real) and we made out. I don't know if that actually means that he changed his mind though. Who knows...
I had some bizarre dreams last night. First I dreamt that I caught Doug in a lie. He was giving birthday presents to an old girlfriend who he'd told me was just a neighbor. I was not happy. (he kindly reminded me this morning that it was just a dream and i therefore did not need to be mad at him - thank you) Then I had a very complicated dream that can be summed up by saying that that I was in a kind of reality tv show where there were 10 of us ladies and one guy and he was supposed to pick one of us at the end of the show (to marry or something). I was not chosen which was very uncool since I felt that he'd been leading me on. Also, I looked like Julia Roberts. Again, I was not happy.
After Doug left and I fell back asleep this morning I had another dream about the reality show guy. He showed up at the restaurant that my parents ran (not real) and we made out. I don't know if that actually means that he changed his mind though. Who knows...
22.11.04
Last night was Date Night for Doug and I. We were going to see The Incredibles at the Alamo (for those who don't live in austin, that's the name of a few theaters here in town where they show strange things in addition to regular movies and you can also eat a meal during the movie). We've both been wanting to see The Incredibles (there's another sad story about that) and the Alamo is my favorite location for movie watching, so it was a perfect date idea!
Unfortunately, we got there to discover that The Incredibles was sold out and nothing else they were showing was of any interest to us. We decided to change our plans and go to a tex-mex restaurant in the same parking lot. But it turned out to be closed! We finally found an open tex-mex place (trudy's) and watched 50 First Dates at home (which was much better than i anticipated).
Unfortunately, we got there to discover that The Incredibles was sold out and nothing else they were showing was of any interest to us. We decided to change our plans and go to a tex-mex restaurant in the same parking lot. But it turned out to be closed! We finally found an open tex-mex place (trudy's) and watched 50 First Dates at home (which was much better than i anticipated).
19.11.04
I can't believe how many days have slipped by since I posted last! Here's a crazy and amusing story that happened on Tuesday. This has been edited for language:
I was on my second e-Scrabble game with a random girl (one of us posted a game challenge and the other answered and that's how we started playing each other) and I was beating her by... a lot. (i beat her the first game as well, but not by much) She finally got fed up apparently and posted a message asking what scrabble help I was using and played a non-word using all of her tiles on a triple word score (150ish points).
I posted back and told her which site I used and then asked if I should undo her turn or were we pretending that was a real word (i was still winning anyway). She posted a message back on there saying to undo her turn as it was intended to be a joke... like people who use scrabble help sites are jokes. She also sent me the following message:
"Got your message, undo my last turn please and refrain from using dictionaries and other anagram finding devices. It'll make you a better player in the long run. Any moron can cheat and look up words. Motto - Don't be a moron"
My response was as follows:
"or i could just end the game and not be insulted anymore. :) using the help sites is actually making me a better player by increasing my vocabulary and i play other games without the use of it.
sorry it ended this way!"
I later realized that I could also have pointed out that I'm currently playing another game using the help site in which I happen to be losing by a large margin. Anyway, I then went and removed myself from the game. This was her response:
"You stupid c**t...go peel some potatoes you Texas loser!"
First of all, this is the first time anyone's made fun of my last name since I got married. Second, are we still in high school, or what?!? Anyway, I just started laughing when I read it.
Then she started another game! I opened it and this was the post on the chat log:
"Quit being a stupid cheating c**t, unless you can't help it. You must be a Democratic dike lesbian AIDS - ridden slut!"
Ack!
I then sent her a message saying...
"For goodness' sake, if you feel that strongly about it then why on earth are you challenging me to another game? I appreciate the humor of your insults, but decline the invitation to continue receiving them."
...and then removed myself from the latest game (in which she was calling herself Scrabble Goddess and my name was Stupid B***h).
She then sent me another email that said:
"You can get my e-mails, but I can't get yours! I blocked your address, and I'm posting a message in the e-scrabble room for players to avoid you because you're a cheating f*****g c**t!"
Um... first of all, that's fine because I had no intention of sending her any more emails. Also, I could just as easily block her emails, so what did she hope to accomplish? And furthermore, there's no place on the e-scrabble website to post messages like this.
I really expected her to keep harassing me, but thankfully she hasn't emailed again. Whew! Some people take this game way to seriously! And I honestly think she was equally mad that I wouldn't take the bait and start an argument with her! Whatever your opinion of scrabble help sites, this is out of control!
I was on my second e-Scrabble game with a random girl (one of us posted a game challenge and the other answered and that's how we started playing each other) and I was beating her by... a lot. (i beat her the first game as well, but not by much) She finally got fed up apparently and posted a message asking what scrabble help I was using and played a non-word using all of her tiles on a triple word score (150ish points).
I posted back and told her which site I used and then asked if I should undo her turn or were we pretending that was a real word (i was still winning anyway). She posted a message back on there saying to undo her turn as it was intended to be a joke... like people who use scrabble help sites are jokes. She also sent me the following message:
"Got your message, undo my last turn please and refrain from using dictionaries and other anagram finding devices. It'll make you a better player in the long run. Any moron can cheat and look up words. Motto - Don't be a moron"
My response was as follows:
"or i could just end the game and not be insulted anymore. :) using the help sites is actually making me a better player by increasing my vocabulary and i play other games without the use of it.
sorry it ended this way!"
I later realized that I could also have pointed out that I'm currently playing another game using the help site in which I happen to be losing by a large margin. Anyway, I then went and removed myself from the game. This was her response:
"You stupid c**t...go peel some potatoes you Texas loser!"
First of all, this is the first time anyone's made fun of my last name since I got married. Second, are we still in high school, or what?!? Anyway, I just started laughing when I read it.
Then she started another game! I opened it and this was the post on the chat log:
"Quit being a stupid cheating c**t, unless you can't help it. You must be a Democratic dike lesbian AIDS - ridden slut!"
Ack!
I then sent her a message saying...
"For goodness' sake, if you feel that strongly about it then why on earth are you challenging me to another game? I appreciate the humor of your insults, but decline the invitation to continue receiving them."
...and then removed myself from the latest game (in which she was calling herself Scrabble Goddess and my name was Stupid B***h).
She then sent me another email that said:
"You can get my e-mails, but I can't get yours! I blocked your address, and I'm posting a message in the e-scrabble room for players to avoid you because you're a cheating f*****g c**t!"
Um... first of all, that's fine because I had no intention of sending her any more emails. Also, I could just as easily block her emails, so what did she hope to accomplish? And furthermore, there's no place on the e-scrabble website to post messages like this.
I really expected her to keep harassing me, but thankfully she hasn't emailed again. Whew! Some people take this game way to seriously! And I honestly think she was equally mad that I wouldn't take the bait and start an argument with her! Whatever your opinion of scrabble help sites, this is out of control!
16.11.04
This is an amusing story from the Quick Takes section of this week's WORLD magazine.
Naming Rights
Brazilian lawmaker Reinaldo Santos e Silva is trying to make it illegal for pet owners to give animals names that are common among people. His reasoning: Some children may become depressed to learn that they share names with animals. His bill would require pet stores and veterinary clinics to post signs warning customers of the prohibition. Breakers of the law would face either fines or community service.
I'm not really sure what to say. I'm glad he's not trying this in the United States. I hope he doesn't succeed. Come on - illegal?!? You can't control what people name their pets! I guess Charlie and Cordleia would be unlawful...
Naming Rights
Brazilian lawmaker Reinaldo Santos e Silva is trying to make it illegal for pet owners to give animals names that are common among people. His reasoning: Some children may become depressed to learn that they share names with animals. His bill would require pet stores and veterinary clinics to post signs warning customers of the prohibition. Breakers of the law would face either fines or community service.
I'm not really sure what to say. I'm glad he's not trying this in the United States. I hope he doesn't succeed. Come on - illegal?!? You can't control what people name their pets! I guess Charlie and Cordleia would be unlawful...
15.11.04
Today it's going to be amusing stories and cute pictures. I had an adventure on Friday. I went to the gym to workout and discovered that there was a blood drive going on. I intentionally did not sign up for this blood drive because I have adverse reactions to donation. Like, my blood pressure drops and I try to pass out. This has always happened and it's gotten slowly worse over time. I decided that I shouldn't do it anymore.
Well, while I'm stretching in the same room as the donations, I begin to feel guiltly. So I ended up signing up to donate after all. I've just resigned myself to spending an hour or so laying with a cold towel around my neck. Unfortunately, I was so nervous about the reaction I was going to have that I started getting ill before they even had me on the table (the finger prick started it)! So they forced me to drink Gatorade (bleck!) and wouldn't let me donate. I was so frustrated and sad! :(
Well, while I'm stretching in the same room as the donations, I begin to feel guiltly. So I ended up signing up to donate after all. I've just resigned myself to spending an hour or so laying with a cold towel around my neck. Unfortunately, I was so nervous about the reaction I was going to have that I started getting ill before they even had me on the table (the finger prick started it)! So they forced me to drink Gatorade (bleck!) and wouldn't let me donate. I was so frustrated and sad! :(
11.11.04
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