The following is an actual email that Doug actually received, from an actual work-related acquaintance in China.
Subject: Linda-A blessing from a Chinese girl-Cheersonic
Live a happy heart is happiness, let others happy, the heart is also happiness,
happy is rich, only you intentions to experience, will feel happy!
Let my blessing like high low wind-bell, give you bring ding ding dany dany happiness!
If you are in a dream also laughed, it must be I bring to you!
If you can, please don't tell my blessing bored,
If possible, please always remind of concern you of me,
If you would like to, please let me share you feiends!